1) Getting t
o lick the bowl when someone makes fairy cakes - yea, so fairy cakes are okay, but only a sucker settles for the cakes at the end and doesn't get in on that bowl action. Mary Antoinete or whatever said 'Let them eat cake'. What she was meant is 'Let the poor people eat their cake, motherfucking royalty gonna get the REAL shit by going straight to the bowl'.2) Skipping school - get your Ferris Bueller on and live on the wild side. Take off your shirt. Get a little crazy.
3) Building dens - anything you can do I can do way more badass-ly in a den. I'm writing this in a den right now, and when I read it back I'm gonna look like a mad evil genius doing some sick DNA experiments. When you read it, your just gonna look patheticaly exposed.Plenty of things didn't make this list but fuck you go write your own blog.
